Don't Fuck With, Part 3 : Killer Bob in TWIN PEAKS FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992)

NAME : Killer Bob.

OTHER ALIASES : Killer BOB. " Robertson ".

SIZE/DIMENSIONS : Appearance of a man (see below) but actual size or dimensions are unknown, and possibly irrelevant. Bob is everywhere. He's even in the chair you are sitting in right now.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS : Dirty and long unkempt brown/silver hair. Long dirty fingernails. Jeans or slacks. Shirt. Denim jacket. All round wild look. Is occasionally seen crouching or crawling for maximum shit scary effect.

MODUS OPERANDI : Possesses humans to create and/or provoke extreme traumatic emotions such as fear, pain and grief. Feeds off emotions in their base physical manifestation known as "Gormonbozia" - the sustenance of those who exist within " The Black Lodge ". Emotions are caused through molestation, assault, murder and probably sneaking up behind people and shouting " boo ".

KNOWN ASSOCIATES : Mike (sometimes inhabiting the body of the " One armed man " Phillip Gerard). Man From Another Place (may or may not be the being known as Mike). Various other denizens of The Black Lodge including a giant, an old woman and her grandson, men wearing preposterous wigs, and a monkey. Leland Palmer (possessed victim). Various other known victims include Laura Palmer, Teresa Banks, Ronette Pulaski and Madeline Ferguson. The White Lodge, the antithesis of The Black Lodge, although it's open to debate whether this dimension exists separately from The Black Lodge.

STRENGTHS AND ABILITIES : Able to transform himself/itself into an owl (or dispels its essence in all owls). Move from our world into the alternate dimension known as The Black Lodge. Able to appear in dreams, visions and alter victims perceptions of reality. Very strong. Can scare the shit out of you by hiding and jumping out at you when you least expect it.

PRONE TO SAY : " I will kill again. "

LIKES : Gormonbozia. Evil and the perpetuation of evil. Killing. People who sell their souls. Trying to possess people. Ceiling Fans. Hiding behind cupboards/bookcases/beds. Appearing in the corner of your eye as you walk into an empty room. Reflecting in the mirror at inopportune times. Terrorizing, molesting and then killing young women.

DISLIKES : FBI agents. The White Lodge. Being ordered to hand over Gormonbozia by Mike.

ORIGINS : Actual origins are unknown although it is believed he was once human. Whilst he was alive he was a serial killer and may have worked with Mike (Phillip Gerard).

LOCATION : Deep in the woods of Ghostwood Forest. In The Black Lodge. Behind you.

ABLE TO COMPREHEND REASON? : No.

BEGGING? : Hmmm... No.

A NICE CUP OF TEA? : Tea? No. Gormonbozia maybe sprinkled with hundreds and thousands.

FUCK WITH OR DON'T FUCK WITH? : Run like hell.