Cute, but Evil Part 3: The Davies Child AKA The ' Mutant Baby ' from IT'S ALIVE (1974)

" It's Alive. "

I think.

Name : Master Davies (first name unknown).

Occupation : Crazy bat-shit homicidal mutant baby.

Age : A week old.

Weight : 1 stone-ish.

Appearance : Bulbous eyes. Grey skin. Razor sharp teeth. Rat-like claws. Long muscular arms. Presumably has legs too (never witnessed). Super strong. Super fast. Unusually intelligent. A bit different from most babies in the fact it can kill a room full of people in under a minute. One ugly, gruesome motherfucker.

Notable Others : Frank Davies (father), Lenore Davies (mother), Chris Davies (older brother), Larry Cohen (creator).

Favourite Weapons : Favours its teeth when ripping out the odd jugular. But is also known to use claws.

Prone to Say : Not much apart from the occasional scream. Sounds like a cross between tyres screeching and a rabid monkey.

Interests : Milk.

Likes : Milk. Chewing off umbilical cords. Biting. Ripping. Milk. Killing adults who shout or scream. Really likes killing the police. Milk. Smashing up bedrooms and schools. Milk (hmmm milk).

Dislikes : Milk men. Doctors and nurses. The police. Dodgy scientists who claim to be the leading men in the field of mutations. Cats. Friends of the family. Radiation or chemically infected birth control or fertility pills. Guns.

Location : St George Medical Center in Santa Monica and/or the Island of the Alive.

Anything Else : If you or anyone you know or will know or have known come into contact or have any information upon the whereabouts or the identity of the baby, talk softly and feed with milk. He love the milk.

Room For One More, Part 7 : Water + Slippery Floors + Razor Blades = Death in LES LEVRES ROUGES aka DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS (1970)

House of Worship, Part 1 : Jacqueline Pearce Has Risen From the Grave in THE PLAGUE OF THE ZOMBIES (1966)

Some Images of Christopher Lee

The Evil That Men With Facial Hair Do, Part 2 : Edward Lionheart in THEATRE OF BLOOD (1973)

Name : Edward Kendal Sheridan Lionheart.

Born : 1915.

Died : 1970.

Cause of Death : Suicide (plunged into the Thames, although no body was found).

Height : 6 foot (7 foot in afro wig).

Notable Others ; Edwina (his daughter).

Occupation : Actor - The greatest Shakespearean actor of his generation.

Awards : Critics Circle Award in 1970 (unofficially, but his by right).

Usual Appearance : Handsome. Distinguished middle aged gentleman. Moustache. Occasionally wears disguises (fake beards, afro wigs).

Prone to Say : " I am well, it is you are dead, " or " Dishy, dishy. "

Other Persona's : A police officer. A surgeon. A Scottish masseur. A hairdresser called Butch. A French celebrity chef with his own TV show (' This is Your Dish ').

Known Repertoire : Julius Caesar, Troilus & Cressida, Cymbeline, The Merchant of Venice, Richard III, Romeo & Juliet, Hamlet, Othello, Henry VI Part 1, Titus Andronicus, and King Lear.

Likes : Acting. The plays of William Shakespeare. Jumping off tall buildings. Stabbing critics. Dragging dead critics through the streets by horse. Beheading critics. Drowning critics in wine. Cutting out the hearts of critics. Driving critics to murder their wives. Electrocuting critics. Cooking the pets of critics. Force feeding critics their pets. Fencing. Running rings around the local constabulary. Awards. His daughter Edwina.

Dislikes : Critics. Being told his performances lack originality by critics. Critics.

Interests : Cold and bloody vengeance, in the style of the plays of the immortal bard, upon those who deliberately humiliated him, those who denied him the award which was his by right, those whose overweening malice gave the award to a twitching, mumbling boy and denied his GENIUS.

Recording of Previous Performances : Here.

Anything Else : Knows how to make an exit.

Room For One More, Part 6 : THE BIRDS - 1, Dan Faucet - 0

Cute, but Evil Part 2: Rhoda Penmark aka THE BAD SEED (1956)

This is one bad seed.

Seriously.

Name : Rhoda Penmark.

Occupation : At school.

Age : Eight.

Height : 3 foot-ish.

Appearance : Blonde, blue eyed psychopath with various distinctive homicidal tendencies (frowning a lot, smiling for no reason, hair in bunches).

Prone to Say : " I don't feel anything at all, " or " Give... Me... Back... My... SHOOOOOOESSS!! "

Interests : Playing the same tune on the piano over and over again. Collecting pretty, shiny trophies from her victims. Keeping everything nice and tidy and orderly. Skipping. Tap-dancing. Playing with matches. Oh, and killing people.

Likes : Father. Presents from father. Mother (the prettiest, sweetest mother in the world). Aunt Monica the landlady. Giving out baskets of kisses and receiving baskets of hugs (whatever the hell that is). Popsicles. Setting fire to Lee Roy (the weird, creepy gardener). Pushing old ladies down the stairs.

Dislikes : Dirt. Mess. Blue jeans or any scruffy clothes. Lee Roy. Being called ' Miss Goody Goody ' or ' Miss Uppity '. Claude Dagle (her 8 year old class mate). Being asked whether she knew anything about why Claude Dagle drowned. The word ' no '. Almost being overdosed with sleeping pills. Lightning.

Location : Can be found here.

Anything Else : Do not feed after dark or expose to bright light.

Some Pictures of Lupe Velez

Room For One More. Part 5 : Mother Love No Match For Evil Child in LA NOTTE DEL DIAVOLI aka NIGHT OF THE DEVILS (1972)